Fake snake

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**

Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake

by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010

pet the snake

to jack off really hard

im bored im gonna go pet the snake

by g-muney June 7, 2007

milk snake

A Rigid Backed Spitting Penisone eyed snake

When caught playing with his milk snake Petes father told him to be carful or he would glue his eyes shut

by man naise August 29, 2004

flaming snake

A flaming snake is when a pyro gets way out of control and lites his junk up.

Give me the lighter fluid I am gonna make a (FLAMING SNAKE) 8=======D

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Snake in the grass

Describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware

Eg. a snake in the grass is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended

by Dicko261182 October 15, 2009

Red Snake

When your fuckin a girl so hard that she starts bleeding, and you pull your dick out and make it wiggle like a red snake while "spitting your venom" on her face.

"Yo I anger fucked my ex mad hard, when I pulled out I got to give her Red Snake!"

by UofScrantonG March 31, 2009