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Honey Smack

A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.
Bob: I finally get to tap that this weekend.
Tom: Be gentle with her, dude. She's a Honey Smack.
by Nakita Block March 1, 2011
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cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008
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smack that ho patty

Way of sayin beat that ho ass if you don't curse
Quannia: Man what she said
Tirah: U Need 2 Smack That Ho Patty
by Quanna November 24, 2007
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Smackables

Any type of snack when you are high as well as a group of bad bitches.
Yo bro you see those smackables down the street.

We need to get some smackables pronto.
by Mandingomeech July 15, 2016
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Freemack Smack

An open-faced, two palm slap of one's own ass.
by ~ May 28, 2004
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Naughty Smack

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.
"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"

(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)

NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())

(Then making away st speed)

SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.

This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.
by livebythesword July 13, 2007
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smack you

to hit. also used to threaten a female.
I'm gonna smack you hoe!

I will smack you if don't stop.
by jkkkk May 8, 2008
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