Skeet Bitch

Universal Phrase used to insult someone or make fun of something.
"If you dont smoke weed, you are a skeet bitch"

"Fixies are for skeet bitches"

"I went to this party, and Connor called everyone there a skeet bitch"

"Frank called some hipster a skeet bitch, then smacked the kid with his own U-lock"

"Mike get out here and smoke with us you skeet bitch!"

"Lauren is a skeet bitch"
by restinpissnodoubt November 03, 2009
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Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".
1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.
by Biomechanical December 01, 2005
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skeet

not male sperm. it is simply a ho, slut, or skank
yo your bangin that skeet tisha? man shes been all around the block. use a rubber boy
by stokaly September 01, 2007
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skeet

i once asked one of my black friends and he said... it was the dirtiest, raunchiest fuckin that you could do to a girl... RIP george
what you do to a ho.. thats really all she is, just a ho, so fuck it... why not just "go to town" she is a ho after all... thats what it is to skeet
by beergamer April 13, 2008
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Skeet

1. Skeet

Pet name for a kid who's small and wiry but who has an infectious way about him or an ability to sting you if you piss him off.

2. Skeet
Slang term that is often used to crudely refer to that which is essential to conceiving human life.

3. Skeet

Men who are nicknamed Skeet usually are also likely to have a very masculine or life-giving name like Jesse, Isaiah, or Elijah. Someone, usually a male relative, gives a male child the nickname "Skeet" when it becomes apparent that this boy-man personifies the essence of manliness. As adults, Skeets are usually strong, carefree life givers, who can only tame themselves.
Man 1: Hey did you see how lil' Skeet blackened that kid's eye?

Man 2: Yeah. He may be the smallest kid on the block, but he's got the biggest heart! I hope he and my boy become good friends.
by URBFFBBD February 07, 2010
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skeet

man all you fools is stupid. when some one is skeeted they'er on coke.
man i took a bump of that white girl and i am so skeeted.
by rick james bitch April 15, 2004
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skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.
yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?
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