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Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
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Simone

Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
Oh look, Simone's answering a question from the teacher!
Yeah, he's definitely clever than us
by jojoposingrn November 22, 2021
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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
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simon fofa

the best human ever, also called just fofa or fofina
“OHH FOFINA 😭😭😭🫶🫶” simon fofa is the best <3333
by LIA >:) <3 April 26, 2022
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Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
Simon now has 12 coke cans.
by RLO7 March 7, 2023
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Simon

Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...

A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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