Sergio

The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak

"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

Sergen

A lying bad person.

"Damn, that was such a Sergen move of you"

by yeheboi February 22, 2020

Power Serge!

In light of recent events surrounding tasers and unsuspecting victims getting tased comes.... THE POWER SERGE!

a girl (or guy) leans chest first in the doggystyle position against a a heavy free standing object or piece of furniture. While the unsuspecting guy ( or pitcher) is "going at it" , sweaty nads and all, the girl (or receiver) secretly pulls out a hand taser (55 000 V Max) and tases the guy (pitcher) in the "beanbag" numerous times until he/she and the "pitcher" receive simultaneous Orgasms (aka "Blackout"), or until you smell burning skin and pubes.

NOTE: for a better effect, turn up the heat in the room to cause more of a "sweaty-nut" effect and in turn cause more of a sizzle

While doing a girl (or guy) doggystyle

"Man, last night this hoodrat gave me The POWER SERGE!, it was good from what I remember, but when I regained consciousness the Ho had stolen all my money and my sack had 3rd degree burns, but hell... I cant wait to do it again"

by r-m0ney January 7, 2009

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

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by richardblahblah January 30, 2009

serbian

A really vanilla person. Not into ANYTHING.

"Check out that guy! He might be interested in a threeway."
"Nah dude he's serbian."
"Aww shit"

by TheGayGuyWhoSuckedYouOff July 17, 2018

sergio limon

Sergio limon is a cool mf that gets hoes and gets money . You can always find a sergio getting dope, money and hoes he is also good at trapping and pimping hoes

Sergio limon fucked my bitch

by Sergio limon November 23, 2016

sergio amador

Someone Amazing and really funny. Usually really tall and handsome. A Sergio Amador can be an amazing guy who is always making right choices when it comes to help his friends. Let's just say Sergio Amadors can get a lot of hoes who would do anything for their assess to be happy but Sergio Amadors don't see that because they are too busy focusing on other girls.

I love myself some Sergio Amador. That's my daddy bitch!

by can u keep a secret....... September 30, 2017