Senior

A man who has no girlfriend and sleeps all day. He wakes up at 9 pm and plays loud music and makes his neighbors hate him. He never cleans his house and always make other people do it for him. They are usually compatible with Kevins.

Oh come on man dont be a senior.

by SeniorsHairyA$$ November 3, 2021

seniorsitting

Watching the elderly, retired or anyone older than yourself because they need to be entertained.

My father came to my house to watch the football game. He fell asleep after drinking a bunch of beers. Now I’m stuck here seniorsitting because I don’t want to wake him up.

by "The Jug" November 13, 2021

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

senilular

Pertaining to or consisting of senile like tendencies. Aka being Senile.

Senilular Behavior - Senile or Nonsensical behavior

Ex: "my roomate was exhibiting senilular like behavior."

by Bigpappa97 September 16, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

saniket

A hilarious person, with patient mind and cool hobbies. A girl charmer.

He's seriously a Saniket

by Sfx shadow 95 November 21, 2021