A jail for teenagers for simply existing. You wake up at 6am in the morning to get in a big yellow locker room that actually smells worse than the locker rooms to go to a rectangular shaped building with too much security. You may think this is a jail, but im serious this is a school. We then go from classroom to classroom with short four-minute breaks to get there on time, meaning there is no time to do anything. If youre late, youre marked absent. We get useless, irrelevant content, yet we dont know what tax is or how to pay it! Then, we get TESTED on this and if we fail because we dont understand, we get yelled at by our parents and everything we own gets taken away. This totally defeats the purpose of learning in the first place, and causes a burden of stress upon students. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with people who probabally cant even solve a Google Captcha, and the only thing they talk about is sex. The only time they talk to you is to make you feel miserable. And when we get home, we have to do homework. If you already taught us what we need to know in school, why give us more work?? The teachers and staff ignore you, even if you are being bullied or need help, because they are there for the money. You dont need to know math or science unless youre becoming a mathmatitian or a scientist. Parents, I challenge you--did your job employer ask you to solve a math problem before you got hired?
TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
If you actually need to know the things school is "teaching" you in the "real world", there's a little thing called Google.
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Get the school mug.An educational place that people hate because:
1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.
1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.
People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.
by Dj gs68 September 22, 2003
Get the school mug.I have to wake up at 7:30am and drag myself into a lukewarm shower and motivate myself to keep on breathing, sort my hair and get into my uniform like everyone else.
Look into the crowd and notice everyone looks the same, anyone who wears the 'wrong' shoes or maybe has on some jeans or a hoodie, maybe just wearing there tie incorrectly. Gets sent to the head teachers office and is given into trouble, there reason?, we need to show 'pride' in our school -_-
Get to class after being pushed through tiny hallways like cattle, being stared at and observed through classroom windows.
Walk in and sit down, teachers put on a brave face and try to do there best. There are some teachers who can't be bothered, some who really try and believe in there students and the ones who have 'favourites' and treat anyone below the line with contempt and derision.
I do my best, i really do, but it gets to a point where i have to relax and float through my classes. Not really taking anything in and spacing out.
Weekends, well, only happen once a week.
Summer is fleeting and then your thrown back in
Holidays are few and far between
Bullying happens a lot and is overlooked, drugs are an escape i guess and most kids in my class take them.
Look into the crowd and notice everyone looks the same, anyone who wears the 'wrong' shoes or maybe has on some jeans or a hoodie, maybe just wearing there tie incorrectly. Gets sent to the head teachers office and is given into trouble, there reason?, we need to show 'pride' in our school -_-
Get to class after being pushed through tiny hallways like cattle, being stared at and observed through classroom windows.
Walk in and sit down, teachers put on a brave face and try to do there best. There are some teachers who can't be bothered, some who really try and believe in there students and the ones who have 'favourites' and treat anyone below the line with contempt and derision.
I do my best, i really do, but it gets to a point where i have to relax and float through my classes. Not really taking anything in and spacing out.
Weekends, well, only happen once a week.
Summer is fleeting and then your thrown back in
Holidays are few and far between
Bullying happens a lot and is overlooked, drugs are an escape i guess and most kids in my class take them.
by A Broken Student September 8, 2010
Get the School mug.by Logan Mo March 13, 2008
Get the School mug.School- Preparation for Hell, AKA, the River Styx. A place where the Greater Demons (Teachers) impregnate in your brain the seeds of doubt, low self-esteem, worthlessness, anxiousness and pure terror. The Lesser Demons (Students) submit you to their evil ways such as manipulation and peer pressure. These Lesser Demons may also convert your mindset by making you realize that you are: Homosexual in some way, have no life, every adult is out to get you, you have no hope for the future, you can't dress.
Momma, today my teacher told me I would amount to nothing at school today, and then my friends said I would flunk out and live life as a half-crazy bum...
Lol
Lol
by Caesar Dire April 28, 2008
Get the school mug.A place were you have to sit in plastic chairs all day because they're to cheap to get better chairs. My butt often hurts from the chairs. The government forces you to go to school seven hours a day 5 days a week from the age 4-18. Also "teachers" work at this place called school. Sometimes the teachers are great. Sometimes you have the teachers who lose your 100 point test right before the final report card. Then there is the teachers who give you a heck of a lot of homework like a five page packet on Ancient Greece every single night. Half of the information won't be used as an adult but you are forced to learn and solve problems like this If 1/2x +1/2(1/2x + 1/2(1/2x +1/2(1/2x + ... = y,
then x = ?
x = 1. But when am I ever going to use this? I even asked my math teacher and hes like its just training how you think. When my parents went to school the hardest thing they had to learn was the GCF of a number.
I love coming home from school and having a cranky parent as if I didn't have a bad day already? Then your parent gets mad at you and says they work fourty hours a week doing blah blah. Don't they see I go to school for 35 hours a week AND TAKE TESTS AND DO HOMEWORK and do the chores you made me do? I actually have a life believe it or not people. I don't really want to know about How ancient Greece got more farmland actually I could care less. Haha sorry this is like venting because I have a crap load of homework and I don't know how to do half of it.
then x = ?
x = 1. But when am I ever going to use this? I even asked my math teacher and hes like its just training how you think. When my parents went to school the hardest thing they had to learn was the GCF of a number.
I love coming home from school and having a cranky parent as if I didn't have a bad day already? Then your parent gets mad at you and says they work fourty hours a week doing blah blah. Don't they see I go to school for 35 hours a week AND TAKE TESTS AND DO HOMEWORK and do the chores you made me do? I actually have a life believe it or not people. I don't really want to know about How ancient Greece got more farmland actually I could care less. Haha sorry this is like venting because I have a crap load of homework and I don't know how to do half of it.
Nerd: School is grand! I am always baffled to wake up to the smell of finished homework!!!
Normal kid : Ehh school. *Walks into first hour* *Friend asks are you ready for that test that is worth 90% of our grade* * WTF THERES A TEST!?????!!!!!!??????*
Normal kid : Ehh school. *Walks into first hour* *Friend asks are you ready for that test that is worth 90% of our grade* * WTF THERES A TEST!?????!!!!!!??????*
by CrEePeR aLeRt March 2, 2011
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