Gas Station Salad

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.

I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.

by Jesty25 April 12, 2015

because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

Said

Used to refer back to something or someone mentioned earlier. Mainly used in law in place of words such as aforementioned, though picked up by college-aged people in an attempt to sound smart. It is often used incorrectly to reference that which someone else has mentioned in a conversation.
Likely popularized and picked by many up from the Pirates of the Caribbean film trilogy.

Jack Sparrow: The rum is gone. Damnit.

Unmemorable character: Said alcohol is gone.

by Sir Rosis October 10, 2008

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

that's what she said

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.

guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!

by mandamondo May 8, 2005

tossing someone's salad

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

Salad Tossing

The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.

Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
or
I had my salad tossed last night.
or
Do you fancy some salad tossing?

by I.P Milk May 17, 2006