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sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."
by bzang January 7, 2009
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sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
by scs_4 January 19, 2014
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Rug Sausage

She’s into rug sausage
by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018
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Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.
That desk sausage is rank bro wtf
by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022
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Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010
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sausage dunder

A fat man that has a low IQ.
That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.
by Blasten November 9, 2017
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Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.
"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."
by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021
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