Road snack

When you eat a girls pussy when she's driving.

"Melissa was driving while Jake gave her road snack."

by Orange fingers May 8, 2014

Road Rage Rug Burn

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.

I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015

road construction season

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

road googler

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

by Krkič August 26, 2020

road cock

When your cock gets, like, shrivelled when you're in a road trip or driving for a while y'know?

- William

"Yeah bro, I'm gonna get hella road cock when I go up to the Gold Coast."
- Khan

by notconga January 13, 2022

Road sign

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign

Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same

by Vexk April 12, 2022

Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022