Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The best video game of all time. Yeah, that's right. Better than FFVII, LOZ: OOT, anything you think of. The game was truly a masterpiece. Now, why is it such an excellently crafted work of art that should be placed in a museum? Let's analyze it. First off, the physics are incredible. The game carries a surreal, unrealistic driving style that is actually much better than games that contrast. This means that you can drive through walls, up hills, through bridges, and much more with no issue at all! The developers obviously knew that what a racing game needs in order to be great is the option of free roaming. Every map consists of unlimited space for players to drive around, even letting them go into the depths of nothingness! The music is amazing. I would like to praise the composers of this game's soundtrack, for they are one of a kind. It is varied and memorable. Did I mention it's excellent? The graphics are really well done, in fact they are so well made that they can be compared to the games of today. Another thing to mention is that the game is also educational: it distinguishes the difference between "your" and "you're," by stating "You're winner" whenever you win a race against the commendable AI. Please, if you have some spare money left, go out and buy this game. For some reason, it's really cheap, despite being so- who am I fooling with this? Big Rigs is quite possibly the worst game ever made. When Superman 64 is better, you know you've made an atrocity.

Person 1: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is amazing!

Person 2: Yeah, I know, right?!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

by WhoIsThisGuy December 9, 2012

ring of fire

A song by Johnny Cash about the transformative power of love.

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

by John R. Cash December 13, 2004

made my phone ring

Having an extreme intimate time together that seems to always make the phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.

last night was awesome, you made my phone ring.

by dandml September 29, 2010

Elbow Racing

When you and your buddy have two girls on the same bed. The girls are elbow to elbow and so are you and your buddy, while simultaneously nose deep in your respective snatches. The first to cum wins! There are 2 winners, but no losers in this game.

Me: Feel free to say no to this, but would you and your friend over there like to cum back to my apartment with my buddy and I for some elbow racing?
Girl: Why we would love to cum back and find out what elbow racing is!

by Rube Tube January 11, 2013

Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot July 20, 2008

brown ring

Another name for the anal spinchter; one of two ring muscles or spinchters in the body; called the "brown" ring because of the fact that feces routinely passes through it.

Dude, when we were gittin' down, I reached around and put my finger through her brown ring.

by Scott-in-PSCa October 31, 2006

pinky ring

a nickname for an uzi gun.

yo ill shoot him wit ma pinky ring. bring him over here.

by ODI February 19, 2005