prison

verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.

me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard

by silentinletrees November 29, 2017

Prison horny

When it's been so long that anything looks sexy

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!

by Prison Pete October 17, 2022

Prison life

A game on Roblox that is never updated and exploiters have taken over. The nil sniper never came out and surely will never come out.

“Prison life is never updated!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Prisoneer

You know engineer? So basically prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer

by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025

prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020