Glue Pooper 

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

Glue Pooper by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

grammar pooper 

a person who uses bad grammar and misspellings, especially on social sites and in instant messages.

The Internet age is producing more and more grammar poopers.

grammar pooper by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

sad pooper 

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

sad pooper by Sad Pooper January 10, 2013

Pistachio Poltergeist 

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

Pistachio Poltergeist by Flynnard January 14, 2016

dead pooper 

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

dead pooper by silyottersparky April 30, 2016

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

Party Poofer by CommandereON May 2, 2018

lazer pooper 

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

lazer pooper by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018