poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
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poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
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Pokity-poke

The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.
John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.
by Pokeman12345678 January 21, 2019
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Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it
I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes
by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023
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poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast
Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.
by Angleerick December 15, 2013
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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.
by JiggleB November 12, 2016
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