platonicralysis

Platonicralysis is the inability to see other people as romantic interests because one is stuck in platonic friendship (or friendzone) with his or her current romantic interest. It's a romantic paralysis for a person in platonic relationship with their onetis

Poor John, he's so into this girl Mary who friendzoned him that he cannot see other interesting girls around him. He's got platonicralysis.

by JP08 May 26, 2014

plusonepeter

The socially illiterate fucktard who thinks it's continually ok to ask for a plus one

George: do you want to come over?
Stephen: yeah sure, can I invite Jennifer Sophie and ollie too
George: actually just fuck off stop being such a plusonepeter

by -:- July 10, 2015

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016

Platon

An ultra sexy renaissance man, who gets hot at 20years & he loves party's. Platon is a person who everyone knows, he has tooooo much friends. He can sing and dance.

Shisha

Platon: I love shisha

by LourdesUSA227 January 20, 2017

platonigamy

When a group of friends are platonically in love with each other; platonic polygamy

Platonigamy is a great practice, all yojrfriends can be included

by Sparklegaytocorn February 1, 2017

platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

Plutie

A person that seems shy, adorable, and usualy does some goofy stuff on the outside but in reality acts like a naughtly slut once you realy get to know her, usualy watches porn/hentai and also usualy plays video games and watches anime

Usualy has a picture of Plutia from the Neptunia game series

Guy1 = "Hey you know plutie right?"
Guy2 = "Plutie?"
Guy1 = "Yeah plutie that adorable shy girl"
Guy2 = "oh I know her, she's kinda of a slut lmao"

by LeDankestDank March 18, 2017