csgo player 

A 12 year old kid with hygeine issues, who eats way too much doritos

Hey do you wanna join my CSGO Clan, I don't have enough "CSGO Players"

csgo player by TheMakerOfAll June 11, 2017

Soccer Player 

A soccer player is a boy/girl that is awesome. They work really hard and get hurt constantly. They are strong and players of the best sport, unlike football players.

Wow that person is super fast, they must be a soccer player. ⚽️

Soccer Player by Hehe👞👞 December 8, 2019

dirty football player 

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

dirty football player by choda boy August 25, 2003

cigar smoking trumpet player 

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

cigar smoking trumpet player by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

dod player 

The upgraded version of CS Player

also see cs player

I used to be one of those lame cs players with a girlfriend, Now I have no girlfriend and I am a dod player.

dod player by rucool March 6, 2003

controller player 

fucking aimassist

Your a fucking controller player

controller player by juggernaut0-_-0 August 18, 2020

Windows Media Player 

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

Windows Media Player by Bryan February 13, 2005