Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.

"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."

by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.

My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.

by mortified spouse June 4, 2009

phone leg

A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.

Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.

Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"

by dalb0z March 1, 2010

Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010

Phone Licker

Noun. Derogatory.

1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child

2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.

John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.

by Mo_Shift_Fo August 18, 2013