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Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag
by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.
by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
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Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
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Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.
Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.
by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019
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