Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.

“dawg, you're like parkere.”

by whosthatt? July 2, 2023

Parkere

A short male, very funny and caring but lowkey scary as hell. probably unstable.

“Parkere, is literally insane.”
“i met a boy just like Parkere”

by luno go crazee July 2, 2023

parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Parker

Parker’s are funny and handsome at first but after a bit they usually leave you or stop talking to you because they think that they’re “too cool to hang” with anyone but his guy friends. When seeing parker you usually have to question if he’s gay or not because he does some sus stuff with his friends. he always goes through girlfriends really fast and can be annoying.

person 1: i have such a big crush on parker.
person 2: girl he is such a player and after you actually get to really know him for a while he’s not so great.

by deez6_9 July 13, 2023

Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

Peni Parker in a Circle

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

by hellothere356 August 18, 2023