by quandalious dingleberry the XI May 30, 2025
Get the Tetris (sex position)mug. by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017
Get the positive fucksmug. by Mc Larry February 2, 2020
Get the Tactical positioningmug. The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
Get the Short Position Complexmug. Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.
by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021
Get the positionsmug. It’s when a women spreads her legs on a servo counter with vegimite spread on her vagina while a man eats the vegimite off her down under region making it wet. he then proceeds to force a can of Vb inside her pussy.
Friend: mate you look rooted what happened?
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
Guy: yeah the Mrs and I went Aussie position last night.
by BIG RIG JOSH November 9, 2019
Get the Aussie positionmug. The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug.