town of hillsboro

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.

hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks

by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018

Rearview town

A place or town that looks better in your rearview mirror as you drive away

"I'm glad to leave that rearview town"

by Indust20 July 25, 2018

H-Town

A slang-term for the german city of Hannover. Possibly derived from the slang-term for the US-city of Houston, Tx.

"The King of H-Town used to rule over all of Great Brittain."
"Der König von H-Town hat über ganz Grossbrittanien geherrscht." (german)

by Betelgeuser January 30, 2019

Virgin town

Where jacks dad lives

Where does jacks dad live?
Virgin town.
Oh ye thanks Ragnar.

by Sam O Rorke May 18, 2018

Town Lifer

Work in the town you grow up in, have kids go to the same schools you do, maintain within the vicinity

Justin: I think I’m going to become a school teacher and coach in town

Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good

by Timwallll August 22, 2019

slo town

The college town of San Luis Obispo, California. San Luis Obispo is roughly half way between SF and LA on 101 near the beach. It is populated mostly by students and retired rich people. There is little if any economy outside of the local university and a large state prison. The town is sometimes referred to as SLO or much to the chagrin of locals "San Louie"

I am going to slo town for the weekend to see my girlfriend

by petroliam February 10, 2017

banger town

When you hear an amazing song, unlike any other song you've ever heard and it makes you feel some type of way.

"Bro you heard I'm On One by Drake? Fucking BANGER TOWN!"

"That song is such a banger town dude"

by chachithecreator April 1, 2020