Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 20, 2012

sliding down the dinosaur

Rubbing your asshole on grandpa dick while yelling yaba Daba doo

He paid that girl $10 to be sliding down the dinosaur.

by Saggyrack May 27, 2016

Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

by kiba108 September 18, 2010

cha cha slide

The one dance that EVERYONE knows how to do.
Mainly because the lyrics are literally telling you how to do the dance.

Cha cha slide
Slllliiiideee to the left!
Slllliiiideee to the right!

by a sarcastic kid May 18, 2009

Slip & Slide Sex

Having sex while a woman is on her period.

He doesn't like to have Slip & Slide sex because he doesn't like his shlong covered in blood.

by S&S fan June 13, 2009

pasadena mud slide

when a person sets fire to a womans pubes then jacks off on them to put it out

my girlfriend got a nasty burn while we were doing the pasadena mud slide

by nate brookens February 18, 2008

slide-show

a fat girl shakin her tits out the window.

yo, i seen katherine do a slideshow yesterday.

by charles October 07, 2003