green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 20, 2016

fields of green

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

by Merry c-mas November 02, 2007

Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 07, 2016

Green hat

NTR, cuckold.

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.

by halmstad May 30, 2019

green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife

MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA

tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too

by little tickler February 14, 2022

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril March 05, 2012