social mediac

A person who is addicted or obsessed to social media.
Once I introduced my mother to face book she became a social mediac.
by Sharkynm January 15, 2018
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social rhinoceros

Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.

Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.
That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.
by Barbatus June 23, 2009
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social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.
My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.
by carlopolis February 09, 2018
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Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 04, 2015
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social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.
She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.
by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015
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Social Potpourri

human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures
Social Potpourri is the necessary "Spice of Life"
by mix me up January 02, 2008
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