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Pack his office

How was your night ? it was long he let me pack his office
by garant247 January 14, 2018
mugGet the Pack his officemug.

Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
mugGet the Chief Chief Officermug.

Deputy officer kyle

The chief of all kyle activities, in charge of confirming who is kyle, and who is island boys.

Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.

Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.

"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Deputy officer kyle has entered the flip cup game while putting his dark horse wine in his cup.
by TheHolyForgeard February 6, 2022
mugGet the Deputy officer kylemug.

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021
mugGet the Office temperature gaugemug.

beverage dissemination officer

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.
by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020
mugGet the beverage dissemination officermug.

fun prevention officer

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019
mugGet the fun prevention officermug.

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.
I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
mugGet the Officer Candidates Schoolmug.

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