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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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Jewish jizzkit

Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store
Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!
by thebarncrafter May 26, 2022
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Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina
Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze
by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019
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Jewish Stew

Jewish Stew is where u cum in their (Male or female or how ever you Identify as) ass. then Shove a carrot 🥕 in there ass. Then 450° for a hour 30 in the oven.
We are eating good tonight Boyz, we're having Jewish Stew
by EL_K1LLER_1_7 May 2, 2022
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jewish daycare

Western civilization has become a degenerate dumping ground made up of unwashed, 3rd world hordes and blacks, all driven by the jewish need for non-homogenous societies and slave wage laborers, intended to replace the White founding stock.
When White populations and their tax dollars are forced to look after these burdens on society while dealing with their excessive crime rates, it is known as jewish daycare.
"Hey Chad did you see that Tyrone stomping on the head of that elderly White man."
"Yes I did, its jewish daycare every single time."
by HeinousAeinous August 3, 2025
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Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
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Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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