Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Two finger grip

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.

She’s cute, you gotta be careful with her, she does the two finger grip.

by likekevin September 20, 2021

Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.

My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019

it's gripped

When a plan is made and agreed.

Dad: Do you want to come for a roast tomorrow at half 1?

Son: Yeah sounds good dude :)

Dad: Cool, it's gripped.

by houseofcleary July 6, 2016

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

Bitch grip

Three bolt clamp manly used on telecom messengers wire

Fuck a bitch grip just use a j hook to move that com

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

get a grip crip

come on dude. get a grip nig.

you really thought i was gonna eat that slug bro? get a grip crip.

by scorchosalad September 24, 2021