When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.
I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!
by lazyeye78 March 24, 2008
when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.
only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
by piginaaa September 04, 2009
A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.
by jcninja June 29, 2009
1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
by maxcee December 08, 2009
Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
by The Mahster April 07, 2004
A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.
by Boltman88 October 02, 2008