keefer neefer

the process of losing hair due to chemotherapy

My dad: I’m losing my hair because of all my chemo. You know, keefer neefer!
Me: What?
My dad: Yeah, keefer neefer!

by ExcellentShine7175 April 26, 2021

jason neale

the sexiest man in the world with everything but a one inch wonder

women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy

by Little jones June 22, 2021

Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.

Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.

by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021

joshua neale

A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle

Person 1: Who's dat chavvy over dere?
Person 2: Joshua Neale

Person 1: Quick! Run!

by KuKluxLover69 April 28, 2022

Much needed

A made up adjective white women use on Facebook to emphasize the perceived importance of an activity they are posting about, usually involving a vacation or spending time with family or friends. Meant to convey how busy the woman’s life is (hence why this activity was “much needed”), as well as how much the people tagged in the post mean to her/how it makes her look that these people are voluntarily included in her busy life. Every sentence in a “much needed” post ends in an exclamation point.

A much needed family movie night! The perfect way to end our first week back at work after our much needed 2-week trip to Cabo! Hope Ashley and Josh can join us next month on our much needed winery weekend! It can’t come soon enough!

by Gloria in te domine May 22, 2022

Great Neel

A term used to describe an extremely hot and sexy man who plays many instruments and is extremely intelligent. The Great part is like saying "Great Leader" to honor how cool and elite he is.

Did you see Great Neel yesterday?

Yes I did and he's so sexy!

by ticklishnguyen December 16, 2022

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023