Death nap

When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.

Person 1: how was your nap?

Person 2: it was death nap!

Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired

by Catnapper September 30, 2016

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap

I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*

by Dat.chick.over.there. September 29, 2018

Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.

I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!

by la_lux September 25, 2010

Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010

[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew April 26, 2016

quick nap

a nap 30 minutes or under

"whew thank goodness for that quick nap it got me through my day!"

by I miss my ex March 21, 2017