Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.

Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.

by Bonichetti September 30, 2011

Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap

I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*

by Dat.chick.over.there. September 30, 2018

nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.

Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)

by TeeJayyKnap June 10, 2011

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.

I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!

by la_lux September 23, 2010

Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.

Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.

by Johnzy November 19, 2011

nap job

A blow job given during a nap

I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job

by GeorgeDubya March 29, 2014