Nap Trap

Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.

I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.

by mizz_l May 13, 2016

Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010

Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

by Kirton nick March 21, 2020

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010

nap job

A blow job given during a nap

I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job

by GeorgeDubya May 11, 2014

nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.

Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)

by TeeJayyKnap December 4, 2011