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bunt muffin

The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.
Dude, he's such a bunt muffin
by Buff McGrugg November 4, 2010
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muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
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muffin ball

A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!
by peachpie88 September 22, 2011
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Roughing Muffins

Two or more females engaging in an act of mutual genital "enpleasurement" through the act of vaginal gyration and it's resulting friction.
Dem fine bitches be roughing muffins in my bed!
by dptoot February 28, 2009
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tuna muffin

"So I went down on her and ate out her tuna muffin"
by Bill F Murray February 11, 2009
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Douche Muffin

1. A rendering of the commonly used slang word, Douche Bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. However, it can be effectively used as an insult.

2. A baked muffin containing vaginal fluids.
1. After spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, Borus' friend Hogarth comicly called him a "Douche Muffin."

2. The "Douche Muffin" is often considered offensive to women's rights activists, due to it's main ingredient.
by Adam Carey August 23, 2006
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Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!
by AaGeLiNa September 21, 2005
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