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by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 20, 2020
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(can be used when soaked in any brown liquid but mainly mud in a bottle)
(can be used when soaked in any brown liquid but mainly mud in a bottle)
Hah, Gig got muddied from a Second story window after heading to the dentist appointment. What a fucking loser
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Maddie is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She's got big jugs but it's ok cause her personality is too. She can make you pee you're pants even after you already went to the bathroom. But watch out cause she gives really hard spanks! She loves to craft and make her friends feel special. She loves taking naps and eating food, like all the time.
"You know that one girl who can make you laugh really hard but also hit you really hard?"
"Oh you mean Maddie?"
"Oh you mean Maddie?"
by riarklecowan November 6, 2016
Get the Maddie mug.a girl who is extremley arrogant. She's basically a typical girl who mooches off anyone she knows to get whatever she wishes. She lacks common sense. She thinks she's hilarious but isnt.
Did you hang out with that girl named Maddie - Jane
Yes, she's basically got the intelligence of a monkey - Bob
Yes, she's basically got the intelligence of a monkey - Bob
by CONCERNABOUTNOTHING January 25, 2018
Get the Maddie mug.The type of girl to play you. This girl is the imbodiment of Satan. Only one man has escaped her grasp. And he has a large penis.
by Jesuslover776 June 13, 2016
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Guys 2&3: No what happened?
Guy 1: He got a maddie after he was so drunk and broke the seal
Guys 2&3: No what happened?
Guy 1: He got a maddie after he was so drunk and broke the seal
by jose montana September 29, 2010
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