mole

a brown spot usually on ones face, sometimes accompanied by a nasty hair.

a mole causes unattractiveness.

usually its the people named ian who have moles.

occasionally people get picked on because of their moles.

the most common comeback for someone with a mole is, "itsa birthmark!!!"

weston:

"dude look at that nasty mole on ians face, its disgusting!"

by wolfwes April 12, 2008

Mobley

To have a extreme large amount of pubic hair by the penis.

My friend got his pants pulled down and he had a huge mobley.

by ddm? June 11, 2006

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

mole man

A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.

Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.

by Ferret Frolicker September 29, 2006

mole island

the place where stoichiometric conversions can be made. when on mole island one can go to either volume island (multiply by 22.4) , mass island (multiply by molar mass), particles island (multiple by 6.02x10^23) or to mole island #2.

How can i get to mole island?
Well where are you?

I'm on volume island.

Then you have to divide by 22.4

by marffy June 2, 2011

shady mobber

A person who is a shady kid who mobs into parties.

USUALLY above age 20 hanging out with high schoolers.

Woah that kid is 25 why is he at a high school party. What a shady mobber.

by UPPER HERMOSA July 16, 2004

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.

Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!

by Meng October 7, 2004