by dickshit420 October 12, 2021
Get the Dirty maxmug. Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008
Get the OFFICE MAXmug. by jackoooooooooooo June 30, 2016
Get the maxmug. Max is a boy/man that has a huge penis and that has gotten with 12 girls before the age of 15. Max loves a bong on the occasion. He is also a guy everone loves to hang out with
by Tommyslaughter666 October 16, 2019
Get the Maxmug. 
A character in Stranger Things. She first appeared in season two with her step-brother Billy Hargrove. She loves the song “Running up that hill”. She’s probably the main character of Strange things season four.
by Vecnas_side_chick June 5, 2022
Get the Max mayfieldmug. This urban legend is a pole vaulting master, who is rumored to be living in the basement of J.D. Jump. When Mr. Jump was confronted about this rumor, he told the police that it was a false accusation and that they should “skadadle”. Max also had a special relationship to Key Randolph, his former coach for pole vaulting. Max’s killer curves were able to seduce his fellow queers and lead him to being the greatest pole vaulter in history. Though Max has not been seen in years, his life is still appreciated by the St. Christopher’s community as a valiant stallion who was also a cutie patootie. Long live Max!
by BeastlyXGamerBro February 25, 2018
Get the Max Macekmug.