Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

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ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

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Mate

A person who invites the recipient to their after party if they ask

Man 1: "Hey any chance I could come to your afters"
Man 2: "No, sorry mate numbers are over the limit"

by Sorry, dont worry about it September 18, 2018

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Mate

Best nigga around. Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend and beat you on fifa. He probably haves brown hair and brown eyes, has an enourmeus cock too. Second name "Chad" because why not. He can go suddenly missing from life for 2 months and rarely comes to school. Out of control

when comes in contact with alcohol. Lost brother from Chunk Norris.

1. Damn nigga you must be Mate. Never seen so many women around one guy.

2. What the fuck is this? Think I have a Mate in my house.

3. Don't drink bro, you will end up like Mate.

by fellowsalad91 November 21, 2021

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