Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

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Lincoln Street

A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in

South Ozone Park.

Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.

by 21jay December 16, 2023

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Lincolnshire Thermals

On particularly cold days, in the absence of having genuine thermal clothing to wear, the act of tucking your t-shirt into your underpants under all of your other layers of clothes, to add some thermal protection against the weather is known as wearing your “Lincolnshire Thermals”.

It’s was minus-5 this morning, so I had to put on my Lincolnshire Thermals”

by GoodinBed January 22, 2024

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