Kalan is a guy with curly brown hair and he always keeps his hair neat. He loves sport and cars and is super athletic. Anyone is lucky to know a Kalan. He is a kind and friendly guy that will offer a helping hand to anyone in need. Not to mention he is insanely handsome. Kalan is the sort of guy that you wanna walk down the aisle to and grow old with. He is perfect inside and out and deserves everything good in life. He has a hard time opening up about things so if you know a Kalan that tells you his deepest secrets with full trust, consider yourself lucky. When a Kalan likes you there is nothing better in the world. He is a walking green flag and a loyal, trustworthy person that will make you feel special every day. If you find a Kalan never ever let him go.
Stranger 1: Who is that guy with the rlly nice curls?
Stranger 2: Oh thats Kalan, he's perfect but he has a girlfriend...
Stranger 1: Wow his girlfriend is so lucky!
Stranger 2: Oh thats Kalan, he's perfect but he has a girlfriend...
Stranger 1: Wow his girlfriend is so lucky!
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by gorilladaniel August 27, 2023
Get the Keane2Sheisty mug.A breeding ground for derelicts. I’ve driven through a lot of places in the northeast and boy is this place a shit box. I’ve never seen so many injured people in my life. Last time I was there I saw half a dozen people under 40 with neck braces and canes. Plus no one works these people just walk around the city aimlessly after they finish up with their appointments at the methadone clinic.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Person 1: what do you think of Keansburg?
Person 2: I think it’s like Appalachia meets the south Bronx … gross
Person 2: I think it’s like Appalachia meets the south Bronx … gross
by I’veSee September 4, 2023
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Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Aside from it being the epicenter of white trash the place has a legitimate crime problem now. What was once a low class town filled with drunk Irish families, now the place looks like the Bronx.
If faced with the predicament of having to choose to live in Keansburg NJ or the eastern part of Ukraine I’d choose the latter.
Person 1 : what do you think of Keansburg ?
Person 2 : to be honest it reminds me of Appalachia and the south Bronx all in one small town.
Person 2 : to be honest it reminds me of Appalachia and the south Bronx all in one small town.
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