Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.
by Riot Craig October 4, 2017
Get the Sadness Junkiemug. Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs
by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
Get the apple bag junkiemug. Ketamine Junkie is a character portrayed by discord user ketamine junkie#4511, to be a "Ketamine Junkie" you must want to be a "Ketamine Junkie", you can show that you want to be a "Ketamine Junkie" by shooting 12 syringes of Heroin (an easily accessable drug if you are located in Perth). By doing this you are sacrificing yourself to "Ketamine Junkie".
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
Get the Ketamine Junkiemug. by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
Get the Ketamine Junkiemug. by Yourlocalchav December 8, 2019
Get the Junkiemug. Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
Get the Mail junkiemug. Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
Get the False Junkiemug.