july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys

richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019

July 14

the best person ever was born on this day. a girl who was born on this day is the most gorgeous girl ever. she deserves the world. this girl may struggle at times but she is always there for you, so be thee for her. show love and support to this girl because she really is a prize to have as a friend. go give her a hug and show that you appreciate her.

it is July 14th I should go tell her I appreciate her
Ellie: hey I really appreciate having you as a friend
*hugs*
Mia: thanks, what was that for?
Ellie: it's June 14th

by 24carrots May 18, 2023

17th July

National Emoji Day! People born on this day are natural leaders too!

Me: ITS 17th July !

X: ok and?
Me: NATIONAL EMOJI DAY

by hugzsunkin January 20, 2022

July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 7, 2022

July 14th

itsyourfavgoat finally got all the colors right
(@ itsyourfavgoat on tik tok)

ur mom: hey, what day is it today?
papi chulo: what do you mean?! today’s July 14th! when @itsyourfavgoat got all the colors right!

by anonymous July 15, 2021

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022