99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)

OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

by my name is better than yours! February 11, 2010

spoke joke

A funny sounding expression based on mixing two different languages together, compared to crazy results that digital translation services usually give.

This is international "spoke joke" (google translator). Yes, you're right!

by ClownsHead05 June 30, 2014

Tino Joke

A joke told with the intention of being funny, but inenvertadly confuses the audience due its extreme lameness. A Tino Joke is also known as a "flo-joke". Usually the person telling the joke finds the joke extremely funny even if its not.

example 1: "Are you from Jamaica? coz you Ja-Makin me crazy"
example 2: "Yesterday this guy told me a Tino Joke, i ended up loosing 15 minutes of my life due to the confusing state it left me in."

by ShadoWriter December 14, 2015