Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021
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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 09, 2013
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Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.
Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson
by Clarkey September 22, 2022
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Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.
by Lil' jimmy December 22, 2018
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Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
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d'ettra johnson

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
by caca 247 March 15, 2020
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Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.
I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.
by ManusMallard May 09, 2023
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