Jonathan

A ugly gay fag who has a small dick

He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan

by Grandmaster27 May 10, 2018

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Jonathan

He a hoe, man thot,...hasn't looked at his socks normally from georgia...know as big ugly, not a alcoholic but a alcohol conisuer.

"Can't stand Jonathan when ever he's around,

by #1fabuloso November 9, 2017

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A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.

Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .

by Ikeydickie September 5, 2016

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Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

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johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

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Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

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