johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.
I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.
by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020
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Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.
These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.
by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010
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johnny deng

Isabella said emanuel Had the Johnny deng on him
by Hc one September 19, 2018
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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023
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bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.
Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
by Professor Kickflip November 22, 2013
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A Johnny Guapo

A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.
by 1403huera September 12, 2023
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johnny sankar

johnny is a friendly, caring, kind small boy. he is very involved in his church community and loves god with all his heart. although sometimes he is caught aining hard. not afraid to break it down on the dance floor. overall a great guy to be around!
johnny sankar is a pretty great guy!
by evanainikal April 24, 2019
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