Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower

Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...

by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.

Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.

by Man dude guy May 3, 2023

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

jewish numaan

Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.

Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init

by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022

Jewish Communities

It's still no better than anything Kanye said about "Jewish media platforms" and you're defending one of them and not the other.

Hym "So, Kanye West saying Jewish media is doing X, Y, Z, and all ties need to be cut but Elon says Jewish Communities (Which is LESS specific and Kanye had a list of media outlets he was explicitly speaking about) and you immediately run defense for that fat retarded shlong of his. BLATANT hypocrisy. Possibly a little racism. I don't see the difference."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023