Drinking Jersey

A signature shirt and/or jersey, preferably comfortable, that is worn every time one commences in the act of drinking alcohol.

I have to make sure my drinking jersey is clean before I can get hammered tonight.

by The Real Superman91 October 8, 2010

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009

Bootleg Jersey

A jersey for a Professinal sports League that is cheap and and names and numbers are stuck on with a cheap sticker type and the jersey cost around 25-30 dollars

Bob: Hey nice jersey
Kevin: Nice bootleg jersey
Bob: what?
Kevin: Look how cheap it is!

by Rfwill13 February 20, 2009

New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

Jersey Champs

A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price

Did you cop a jersey at Jersey Champs?

Yeah it was $15

by Jeremy dan August 4, 2018

New Jersey

Fuck you, we're better

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up

by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019

Jersey shore

absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...

Never fall in love in the jersey shore

by Lavasurfer123 June 7, 2018