Skip to main content
A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.
John by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022
Related Words
John
John
John by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022
literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋
john by penis licker111 August 2, 2022
the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
john by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."
John by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022