Nothing

I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING UNTIL I RECEIVE EVERYTHING!

Hym "I WILL GIVE UP NOTHING! EVER! 0 THINGS!"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2023

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

nothing poo bleh

Nothing you stupid bitch

“Hey watcha doin?”
“Nothing poo bleh”

by Linkon-king11 May 24, 2018

nothing

Cheating on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

Nothing is when you cheat on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

by Blxck Emp February 16, 2019

Nothing to write home about

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre

“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

Nothing

Nothing can never be nothing. I personally wrote an entire short story about it, (I love to write), and that was the best thing I ever made. Anyways, nothing is nothing...but it's also something. Whenever I was younger some people in my class would say things like, "I'm doing nothing right now!" and crap like that. I'm only ten now but I figured out that nothing is something special. You can never be thinking about nothing or doing nothing. If your standing there doing "nothing" your still standing and still breathing and all. And if you're thinking about "nothing", your brain is still thinking about breathing and random crud. So nothing should be considered something special. Even if you were "truly" doing nothing, since we have defined nothing that makes it something, so you would still be doing something. Like if you were thinking of nothing, you are technically still thinking about something; even without me going deep into it, it still means something. A chair is something right? So its something, but its also a chair. So nothing is something, but its also nothing. In reality nothing (the thing), does not exist in this galaxy. Maybe in another universe or dimension... but not this one.

"Nothing could've made her more happy than that."

"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)

by A^Random^Person June 14, 2022