Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

Oof Stick

Oof Stick is a word that you can say instead of a dead person. It is another word for a dead person because 'oof' means die/dead and 'stick' because the person has rigor mortis and if stiff like a stick.

That drunk dude just drove his car into a tree and now he's an oof stick.

by Dawn Lloyd March 19, 2023

Potassium stick

A banana

Look at the nerd he brought a potassium stick as a snack.

by King Ving February 9, 2019

Nick the Stick

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.

Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.

by King Rickish May 31, 2019

Quim Sticks

A South West London term for tampons

The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.

by DukeofEarlsfield January 15, 2011

Fadge Stick

1) A penis

2) A more refined and less obvious way of calling someone a dick
'you fadge stick!'

3) A general expletive
Computer crashes: 'fadge sticks'
Car crashes 'fadge sticks'
Economy crashes 'double fadge sticks'

by Dr Darren February 22, 2009

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015